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Pandora: Miliband meets his match

Please do not accuse Her Majesty’s Arsenal-supporting Foreign Secretary of enlisting in football’s prawn sandwich brigade. Bambino David Miliband made a surprise appearance at an Arngrove Northern League Division Two match, between his local amateur side, South Shields (”the Mariners”), of which he is president, and Norton and Stockton Ancients.

Scheiße!

German farmers with uncontrollable wind: these, it turns out, were the factors that converged to create the malodorous atmosphere lingering over southern England for the past few days.